Wednesday, 26 October 2016

How Gay is Pakistan ? Underground Queer Life in a Muslim Country

A BBC Documentary about Gay Life in Pakistan

will show you how lucky you are in Thailand 

This BBC documentary was aired in the UK recently. Mawaan Rizwan asks what life is really like for gay people in Pakistan, where homosexuality is illegal. It seems a fairly easy question to answer - You can be stoned to death for being gay in Pakistan, though the law is rarely enforced. In this subtly powerful documentary exploring his journey to the country of his birth, Mawaan meets people living gay and transgender lives despite constant fear of persecution. He discovers a fascinating and, to some, a shocking private world where sex between men (including between straight men) is extremely common, but where LGBT rights are also very limited.

Pakistan is not the kind of place that most people would associate with gay liberation. But some say the country is a great place to be gay - even describing the port city of Karachi as "a gay man's paradise".

 Underground parties, group sex at shrines and "marriages of convenience" to members of the opposite sex are just some of the surprises that gay Pakistan has to offer. Under its veneer of strict social conformity, the country is bustling with same-sex activity.

If you want sex too, it's a gay man's paradise. If you want a relationship, that may be more difficult.

Pakistani society is fiercely patriarchal. Pakistanis are expected to marry a member of the opposite sex, and the vast majority do.
The result is a culture of dishonesty and double lives, says researcher Qasim Iqbal.
"Gay men will make every effort to stop any investment in a same-sex relationship because they know that one day they will have to get married to a woman," he says.

Sex between men occurs in some very public places - including, surprisingly, Karachi's busiest shrine.
Families go to the Abdullah Shah-Ghazi shrine to honour the holy man buried there and to ask for God's blessings, but it is also Karachi's biggest cruising ground.

Every Thursday evening, as the sun sets, men from across the city gather there. A tightly packed circle is formed and those in the centre of the circle are groped by those on the periphery.
To outsiders it looks like a writhing mass of men huddling around one another. Some even describe it as a "mysterious religious ceremony". For participants, it's anonymous group sex.
This kind of behaviour is, of course, not condoned by Pakistan's religious authorities.
In Karachi gay sex is freely available.
It is, for example, easy to buy from a malchi walah - a masseur who offers massage and "extras" for the equivalent of £5, or $7.80.
"We get important people - police, army officers and ministers too," says one masseur, Ahmed.
He claims to have slept with more than 3,000 men during his working life - despite having two wives and eight children.

One of his wives, Sumera, wears a burka and the niqab, but she has no objection to her husband's chosen profession and wishes more people would keep an open mind.

"I know he has sex. No problem. If he doesn't work how will the kids eat? I get angry when people call them names. People are stuck in their ways."
Sumera's position may appear surprising, but in fact it's not hard to understand, says Qasim Iqbal.

"In Pakistan men are discouraged from having girlfriends and so often, their first sexual experiences will be with male friends or cousins. This is often seen as a part of growing up and it can be overlooked by families - it's the idea that 'boys will be boys'," he says.
"Sex between men will be overlooked as long as no-one feels that tradition or religion are being challenged. At the end of it all, everyone gets married to a member of the opposite sex and nothing is spoken about."
Technically, homosexual acts are illegal in Pakistan. The British introduced laws criminalising what is described as sex "against the order of nature" in the colonial era. Sharia-based laws dating from the 1980s also lay down punishments for same-sex sexual activity.
In practice, though, these laws are rarely enforced, and the issue tends to be dealt with inside the family.

Friday, 30 September 2016

Condom Distribution Banned by Thai Police

The Distribution of Condoms has been Banned in Sauna

by Thai Police

The last visit to Underground Sauna near BTS Saphan Kwai had an unpleasant surprise.
Unlike in other saunas where you will find a set of condom and lube in your locker they
used to distribute the life saving rubbers at the bar. Until recently, that is. Now you need to
 When asked for it the stuff just replied 'Mai Me' (don't have) but gave no explanation. 
Another visitor however told me the reason. The police had come to visit the place and 
ordered the owner to ban distribution of condoms.
The same once happened in Babylon, another gay sauna of Bangkok too. There they even lowered the entry fee and the maze remained closed for that particular day.
Comdoms and Lube is provided on request at the bar as before.
It now seems to me that they have someone within the police force who warns them in advance that a check will happen on a particular day. Then they will act accordingly.

Being found by the police to be in possession of condoms can be used as evidence to indicate the selling of sex. Despite all efforts to educate people about AIDS, police still routinely raid bathhouses and the condoms could be used as evidence against them if they were charged with operating sex establishments. This is not a problem in Thailand only but also in other countries.
If somebody has been robbed in the town and you ask 'Where is the police?' the answer may well be: They are in the sauna looking for condoms.
 They are trying to fix a 
problem that wasn’t there, which is always frustrating because there are only losers.

Read more at:
Don’t care how hot he is or how clean he looks. Wear a condom. All it takes is one idiot before you to have slipped off the condom while fucking him. He could then be an infected walking death trap for you.

Friday, 17 June 2016

We Don't Recognize the Device You Are Using

Sometimes I try to log in to one of those super secure websites like PayPal 
and will be greeted with the dreaded Not Recognize Your Device 
Then I have to do some extra measures to finish the act.

 So far, so bad. But now make a real life test:
Try to log in to your partners hole with your device.
Very rarely he will protest by claiming: "I don't recognize this device."
But what if you use a dildo secretly in the dark? What will be his reaction ?

By the way: If you want to make sexperiments like that: Amazon's Pleasuredome 
has a good selection and you do not need to sign in with a known or unknown 
device to buy one.
 This brings me to another idea. Why not make it a new trend setting game for next weekend's Can You Recognize this Device Party ? 
Invite all the guys you know or can find on Planet Romeo or the local cruizing area

decorate your apartment

prepare some cucumbers
get a few special sausages

and call the bored to death guy who just posts selfies

make sure you have everything ready for safer sex
and a calculator handy to declare the winners

 If You want to invite me - I am in Bangkok now and you can send me a message to my 
gockmail account. Hope your mail with reach me and not get trapped in the

cock block folder 

There's More to Your Device than the Eye Can See

Guys would be proud to know that their prick is twice as long as they think it is.

That's because half the length of the penis is inside your body. Just like you don't see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don't see the root of your 'hidden device' tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone. See this MRI image for proof

This Could be Part of a 'Believe It or Not' Game

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

cops arrest cop for secretely recording men in public restroom

Cops Arrest Cop for Secretly Recording Men Using Restrooms and Gloryholes

 It did not happened in Thailand but in Chesterfield, USA
 Police officer David Cerna videotaped men using a Mobil On the Run restroom and streamed the videos to a pornographic website, according to police.
But Cerna's actions didn't stop with a "peepshow," cops say. He also tricked men into coming to his home with online ads and using his glory hole and posted those videos online, too.

The site Cerna allegedly ran was free, now he (or another ?) runs a survival supply site at Off The Grid : Survival Supplies : Prepare for Any Emergency
You can find the whole story at

Interested to view a video showing men visiting a GH from this defunct site ? It is here

With CCTV cameras installed everythere 
be aware, take extra care.

Are there any gloryholes in Pattaya ?
Other than the one at the train station;
inside the Sansuk Sauna.
One Farang claims to have private gloryholes in his home in Jomtien.
Jochen, do you have fun with them ?

Don't miss tonight's episode of

The NSA Spermz Detective

"This is a nice restaurant. Thanks for taking me out. What did you want to tell me?" 
Suddenly the guy reaches into his jacket pocket...
"Oohh, handcuffs. I like handcuffs" ...
"What? Y-you're from the NSA? This date was just a pretext? You're going to arrest me! Make an example of me? What for?"
 'Made too many spermz' ? I know I've made a ton, but theres no such thing as a legal limit !  Well, um…maybe there's something I can do to get these charges reduced? Well, I see the way you look at me, particularly when you use that word, 'spermz' Come on, Agent, don't you have some Spermz that need to come out? Wouldn’t you like to feel my dirty little criminal mouth on you? Take that big C0ck out. I don't care. I'll blow you right here in the restaurant. 
 You like that? Mmmm…me too.  So, spermz in my mouth or somewhere else?  Oh! I guess you want to play with the handcuffs. Yeah, hands behind my back, bent over the table--yeah I want your commando tonight. Yeah, f*ck me like the government! 
 I feel your spermz in me, running down my legs. So, you gonna let me go? What? No! 
You have all evidence now ?! 
 You gonna answer your phone? 
 That was a lot of 'Yes, Sirs' ...and now you are uncuffing me. Why? You're pointing at the security cameras? 
Oh!  So, your bosses like my moves! They have good taste. I blow a kiss to my NSA fans!

Monday, 28 September 2015

Watch UK Live Sports Channels, BBC and CandyMan

I am not much of a soccer fan and so I was not too enthusiastic about visiting a Farang Friend's Home to watch Live TV from the UK. But he is a real nice 'Britisher' with a great sense of humour and a fridge full of Beer Chang. So I dropped by.
To my surprise he did not switched on the TV but instead placed his Laptop Notebook at the table after opening one old and one restyled Beer Chang bottles. (By the way: the new green bottles contain slightly LESS beer. Nevertheless Seven 11 has increased the price again.

Other Chang (elephant) pics popped up on his notebook computer. Wow, the elephant penis nearly touches the ground. The curious guy went near for an inspection...

Then he opened a document stored on his computer and by just clicking on the name of the TV station some kind of special P2P Player opened up and after a few seconds BBC ONE appeared on the screen with the weather report for Britain.

Good to be in Thailand. Cheers.
But the picture quality was good and a rebuffering never occured. "I just got it installed yesterday." my friend explained. "It is really amazing. Good old BBC and, even more important for me are all the Live Sports Channels I get."

On the screen was now the moon as an eclipse of the moon happened.

He switched to BBC 2 but as it was early morning in the UK the programme was not too exciting...
Before he could switch to any socker or cricket channel I asked him how much he needs to pay for the service. "1000 Baht. One time. No recurring fees. " He replied with a smile.
I had been interested in receiving European TV but not for the excessive rates offered by some companies. And I had tried livestream TV  a free service available at
This shows practically all German Swiss and Austrian Channels. In theory. Normally they stop for rebuffering every few seconds at best, or do not show more than the logo at worst. 
"This software uses a new technology" he explained. "The more people are watching the better the quality because everybody who watches is sharing the signal too. P2p technology as used in Skype."
Sounds very reasonable. He found it on when looking for a way to rent out his condo when he was back in England but did not decide if he would do that.
UPDATE: I found a Special IPTV Station  Candyman  
See Recordings of that Internet TV Channel Below:

Want to know more ? Send me an email jomahaltd @ 
If you are in BKK near the BTS may be we could meet and try it - together with a few beers After the 3rd Chang bottle we found out how to record the livestream with the player. Just open View > Advanced Controls and hit the red REC button.

A detailed insruction can be found at (needs a survey)

After I did some research and, voila, I found an Android IPTV Box
that can receive those channels viz an acestream on the internet too
but will send themto your TV instead of the computer. They send the
TV BOX for about 47 $ to Thailand, shipment included from China.

BBC Sportschannels IPTV BOX XBMC Fully Loaded Android TV
Box Quad Core CS918 1G/8G MK888 Q7 Android Smart TV Free
SkySports Live TV 1080P(China (Mainland))
 The seller on lets you choose China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus airmail (can't be tracked) It needs about 25-45days to reach you. If you have not received the parcel within 50days, the IPTV box will be refunded or resent to you.
 OR China Post Registered Air Mail which can be tracked and may cost extra.

For all the technical info just click on pic to get it. Looks quite promizing because you also can watch mpeg movies on an external hard drive or USB Flash Stick dierctly on the big TV screen.

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Vision of Circumcision - Cry Baby Cry

Cut or Uncut ?

Many men with a cut c()ck complain that they have not enough feeling when using a condom.
It may be an excuse to ask for barebacking, but the majority of circumcised men lack the sensation of the member protected by the foreskin.
Do you have any idea how a circumcision on an infant is done ? See for yourself.

Video: Routine Infant Boy Circumcision

This video is provided here as an educational resource for all who are interested in learning more about what circumcision entails. Actual surgery on a baby done by a doctor in a hospital is shown, so viewer discretion is advised. 

Writes Andy: "The problem is, that I have very little feeling whilst using condoms due to being circumcised..." 

 Sure, Condoms will always deminish sensitivity and you are right being circumcised does make it worse. But always look at the bright side of life. You are able to enjoy longer.

Do Guys Like Cut or Uncut Penises Better?

Whether guys prefer a partner with or without foreskin will be different for everyone. Some people have a preference but plenty of gay guys just don't care.
Guys with an intact foreskin should make sure their foreskin is retracted when they put on a condom, or wash, and guys without foreskin might want to use additional lubrication while "playing the game".

Does Circumcision Affect Sexual Pleasure?

Most people can't do before and after comparisons.Just keep in mind that most men have no problem experiencing sexual pleasure whether they are circumcised or not!

Can I Regrow My Foreskin?

In recent years, some circumcised men have attempted "foreskin restoration." If this is something you are concerned about, please consult a medical professional and be very cautious about anything you read online. 
  • There are many methods available on the net to restore foreskin; however very few are from certified medical professionals. Be sure to consult a physician before attempting foreskin restoration.
  • Foreskin restoration can take from 1-3 years to complete.
  • Factors such as available penis shaft skin, frequency of techniques and desired amount of coverage play a role in how long it will take to restore your foreskin.

Can Adults Get Circumcised?

Unless there is a religious or medical reason for the procedure (say a conversion to Judaism or a foreskin that was difficult to retract), few doctors would circumcise a teen boy. However, some adult men do choose to get circumcised. While babies tend to recover from circumcisions quickly, recovering from a circumcision as an adult can be a much longer process.

A foreskin is not a birth defect; it is a birth right. 

Circumcision outside the Jewish and Muslim belief is nothing than old-school, prudish and Puritanical sex-shaming. According to it, the first doctors to perform genital mutilation surgeries (circumcision) on babies, did so because they believed it would squash the urge to masturbate.

You know, because masturbation is so bad...
Really ? According to masturbation has the following benefits:
It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone—even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.
It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?
It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.
It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s.”

“But it’s cleaner!,” they say. “It helps reduce the risk of HIV transmission!,” they say.

They are wrong. Though circumcision may reduce the risk of transmitting HIV by a sliver, condoms do the exact same thing more effectively. And they don’t hurt half as much.

Thursday, 18 December 2014

Is one guy enough ? 10 signs that He Loves You

One Guy Only ?  To be true it is tough.

Let's face it, men are not monogamous. Well, most of them at least. And according to numerous studies, it's more than a handful: about 60 percent of gay men will 'cheat' on their partners. I don't like the term 'cheating' if it turns out to be just a 'sex affair' 

Video: The Power of V.i.a.g.r.a Commercial 

If you're over the age of 20 it should come as no surprise that men have sex affairs. Whether it's the President of the United Sates, a soccer star or a world class musician, it's a proven fact that when it comes to 'cheating' on their partners, some men just can't keep it in their pants.
Are those are the guys to stay away from?
No matter how good looking they are, how great they are in bed or how much you think they will change once they are with you, the fact is that they likely won't. As my grandmother always used to say: "A leopard doesn't change his spots."
Guys who 'cheat' are pretty transparent and predictable. Here are three major signs that accurately predict if a guy will 'cheat' on you.

  •  He's secretive. Guys who 'cheat' often lead double lives, and in order to do so, they have to cover their tracks. A guy who is secretive and doesn't reveal much about himself or his life is a guy who is a prime candidate to be featured on an upcoming episode of "Cheaters" Communication and the willingness to be an open book are two of the most important indicators of a happy and successful relationship. And if a guy is keeping secrets in the beginning, look out because you are headed for trouble.
  • He's selfish and self-indulgent. Guys who 'cheat' do so because they are only focused on themselves. The good news is that guys like these are easy to spot. Guys who are selfish and self-indulgent tend to be like that in all aspects of their lives. If you want to get a good gauge of the moral character and integrity of the man you are dating, look at the way he lives his life and the way he treats others. If you start noticing that he is only out for himself, and he obviously doesn’t care about others (including you) aside from what they can do for him, there is only one thing you should do - run!
  • He has a sudden change in behavior. Cheating guys will suddenly change their behavior, and in numerous ways. He might make a sudden change in his appearance or grooming habits, or it could be a sudden change in his work schedule where all of a sudden he's working late, has to travel and can't be reached. But the most common sign is when your sex life decreases, and he shows less of an interest in you in the bedroom.There are some guys out there who can't be trusted and some who can. The key is being able to recognize a potential 'cheater' before the relationship begins.

Now let's turn from the Farang Way of Thinking to Thai minds

Here is How most Thais would define the
10 Signs of Knowing if He Loves You

1.เขา ไม่ อาย ที่ จะ ทำ อะไร แผลง เพื่อ ให้ คุณ ได้ หัว เราะ  He is not feeling shy to do something strange for you to make you laugh

2.เขา แนะนำ คุณ ให้ รู้จัก กับ ครอบครัว ของ เขา  He introduces you to (know) his family

3.เขา แชร์ ทุกๆ เรื่อง ใน ชีวิต ให้ คุณ ได้ รู้  He shares all what matters in his life with you to be known to you

4.เขา เป็น ห่วง คุณ ทุกๆ เรื่อง He cares about you in all matters

5.เขา ไม่ ลืม วันสำคัญ ของ คุณ He does not forget days that are important to you

6.เขา ยืนเคียง ข้าง คุณ ใน วัน ที่ คุณ ไม่ มี ผู้ใด เข้าใจ He stands close to you in times you have nobody that understands you

7.เขา ยอมทาน สิ่ง ที่ คุณ ชอบ แต่ เขา ไม่ ชอบ He is eating things that you like but he doesn't like

8.ทุก ครั้ง ที่ เขา พูด ถึงอนาคต มัก มี คุณ รวม อยู่ ด้วย Every time he speaks about future plans he includes you as well

9.เขา จะ ทำ ทุก ทาง เพื่อ ให้ ครอบครัว ของ คุณ ปลื้ม ในตัว เขา He will do everything in order to keep your family pleased

10.ถึง คุณ จะ หน้า ตา ธรรมดา แต่ เขา จะ พูด ว่า “นาง ฟ้าของ ผม” When you arrive and your  face is just normal looking but he will say: "you are my angel"

หาก ผู้ชาย ข้างๆ คุณ มี มากกว่า 5 ข้อ ถือว่าคุณโชคดี If the man by your side has more than 5 items right you are lucky !
Want to hear it in Thai ?

Did You noticed that there is nothing in it distinctly sexual ? May be that is  because many Thais would not mind to have 'better sex' with a guy outside of the relationship.
That is something You NEED TO KNOW before you think about a Thai-Farang relationship