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Friday, 17 June 2016

We Don't Recognize the Device You Are Using

Sometimes I try to log in to one of those super secure websites like PayPal 
and will be greeted with the dreaded Not Recognize Your Device 
Then I have to do some extra measures to finish the act.

 So far, so bad. But now make a real life test:
Try to log in to your partners hole with your device.
Very rarely he will protest by claiming: "I don't recognize this device."
But what if you use a dildo secretly in the dark? What will be his reaction ?


By the way: If you want to make sexperiments like that: Amazon's Pleasuredome 
has a good selection and you do not need to sign in with a known or unknown 
device to buy one.
 This brings me to another idea. Why not make it a new trend setting game for next weekend's Can You Recognize this Device Party ? 
Invite all the guys you know or can find on Planet Romeo or the local cruizing area

 
decorate your apartment


prepare some cucumbers
get a few special sausages

and call the bored to death guy who just posts selfies

make sure you have everything ready for safer sex
and a calculator handy to declare the winners

 If You want to invite me - I am in Bangkok now and you can send me a message to my 
gockmail account. Hope your mail with reach me and not get trapped in the

cock block folder 

There's More to Your Device than the Eye Can See


Guys would be proud to know that their prick is twice as long as they think it is.

That's because half the length of the penis is inside your body. Just like you don't see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don't see the root of your 'hidden device' tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone. See this MRI image for proof


This Could be Part of a 'Believe It or Not' Game

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

cops arrest cop for secretely recording men in public restroom

Cops Arrest Cop for Secretly Recording Men Using Restrooms and Gloryholes

 It did not happened in Thailand but in Chesterfield, USA
 Police officer David Cerna videotaped men using a Mobil On the Run restroom and streamed the videos to a pornographic website, according to police.
But Cerna's actions didn't stop with a "peepshow," cops say. He also tricked men into coming to his home with online ads and using his glory hole and posted those videos online, too.


The site Cerna allegedly ran was free, now he (or another ?) runs a survival supply site at www.offthegrid.com. Off The Grid : Survival Supplies : Prepare for Any Emergency
You can find the whole story at
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog

Interested to view a video showing men visiting a GH from this defunct site ? It is here

With CCTV cameras installed everythere 
be aware, take extra care.



Are there any gloryholes in Pattaya ?
Other than the one at the train station;
inside the Sansuk Sauna.
One Farang claims to have private gloryholes in his home in Jomtien.
Jochen, do you have fun with them ?

Don't miss tonight's episode of

The NSA Spermz Detective


"This is a nice restaurant. Thanks for taking me out. What did you want to tell me?" 
Suddenly the guy reaches into his jacket pocket...
"Oohh, handcuffs. I like handcuffs" ...
"What? Y-you're from the NSA? This date was just a pretext? You're going to arrest me! Make an example of me? What for?"
 'Made too many spermz' ? I know I've made a ton, but theres no such thing as a legal limit !  Well, um…maybe there's something I can do to get these charges reduced? Well, I see the way you look at me, particularly when you use that word, 'spermz' Come on, Agent, don't you have some Spermz that need to come out? Wouldn’t you like to feel my dirty little criminal mouth on you? Take that big C0ck out. I don't care. I'll blow you right here in the restaurant. 
 You like that? Mmmm…me too.  So, spermz in my mouth or somewhere else?  Oh! I guess you want to play with the handcuffs. Yeah, hands behind my back, bent over the table--yeah I want your commando tonight. Yeah, f*ck me like the government! 
 I feel your spermz in me, running down my legs. So, you gonna let me go? What? No! 
You have all evidence now ?! 
 You gonna answer your phone? 
 That was a lot of 'Yes, Sirs' ...and now you are uncuffing me. Why? You're pointing at the security cameras? 
Oh!  So, your bosses like my moves! They have good taste. I blow a kiss to my NSA fans!

Monday, 28 September 2015

Watch UK Live Sports Channels, BBC and CandyMan

I am not much of a soccer fan and so I was not too enthusiastic about visiting a Farang Friend's Home to watch Live TV from the UK. But he is a real nice 'Britisher' with a great sense of humour and a fridge full of Beer Chang. So I dropped by.
To my surprise he did not switched on the TV but instead placed his Laptop Notebook at the table after opening one old and one restyled Beer Chang bottles. (By the way: the new green bottles contain slightly LESS beer. Nevertheless Seven 11 has increased the price again.


Other Chang (elephant) pics popped up on his notebook computer. Wow, the elephant penis nearly touches the ground. The curious guy went near for an inspection...


Then he opened a document stored on his computer and by just clicking on the name of the TV station some kind of special P2P Player opened up and after a few seconds BBC ONE appeared on the screen with the weather report for Britain.



Good to be in Thailand. Cheers.
But the picture quality was good and a rebuffering never occured. "I just got it installed yesterday." my friend explained. "It is really amazing. Good old BBC and, even more important for me are all the Live Sports Channels I get."

On the screen was now the moon as an eclipse of the moon happened.



He switched to BBC 2 but as it was early morning in the UK the programme was not too exciting...
Before he could switch to any socker or cricket channel I asked him how much he needs to pay for the service. "1000 Baht. One time. No recurring fees. " He replied with a smile.
I had been interested in receiving European TV but not for the excessive rates offered by some companies. And I had tried livestream TV  a free service available at http://www.live-stream.tv/
This shows practically all German Swiss and Austrian Channels. In theory. Normally they stop for rebuffering every few seconds at best, or do not show more than the logo at worst. 
"This software uses a new technology" he explained. "The more people are watching the better the quality because everybody who watches is sharing the signal too. P2p technology as used in Skype."
Sounds very reasonable. He found it on http://pattaya.co.nr when looking for a way to rent out his condo when he was back in England but did not decide if he would do that.
UPDATE: I found a Special IPTV Station  Candyman  
See Recordings of that Internet TV Channel Below:




Want to know more ? Send me an email jomahaltd @ gmail.com 
If you are in BKK near the BTS may be we could meet and try it - together with a few beers After the 3rd Chang bottle we found out how to record the livestream with the player. Just open View > Advanced Controls and hit the red REC button.


A detailed insruction can be found at http://surefile.org/file/0556r81 (needs a survey)

After I did some research and, voila, I found an Android IPTV Box
that can receive those channels viz an acestream on the internet too
but will send themto your TV instead of the computer. They send the
TV BOX for about 47 $ to Thailand, shipment included from China.

 
BBC Sportschannels IPTV BOX XBMC Fully Loaded Android TV
Box Quad Core CS918 1G/8G MK888 Q7 Android Smart TV Free
SkySports Live TV 1080P(China (Mainland))
 The seller on lets you choose China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus airmail (can't be tracked) It needs about 25-45days to reach you. If you have not received the parcel within 50days, the IPTV box will be refunded or resent to you.
 OR China Post Registered Air Mail which can be tracked and may cost extra.


For all the technical info just click on pic to get it. Looks quite promizing because you also can watch mpeg movies on an external hard drive or USB Flash Stick dierctly on the big TV screen.

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Vision of Circumcision - Cry Baby Cry

Cut or Uncut ?

Many men with a cut c()ck complain that they have not enough feeling when using a condom.
It may be an excuse to ask for barebacking, but the majority of circumcised men lack the sensation of the member protected by the foreskin.
Do you have any idea how a circumcision on an infant is done ? See for yourself.

Video: Routine Infant Boy Circumcision

This video is provided here as an educational resource for all who are interested in learning more about what circumcision entails. Actual surgery on a baby done by a doctor in a hospital is shown, so viewer discretion is advised. 
 


Writes Andy: "The problem is, that I have very little feeling whilst using condoms due to being circumcised..." 

 Sure, Condoms will always deminish sensitivity and you are right being circumcised does make it worse. But always look at the bright side of life. You are able to enjoy longer.

Do Guys Like Cut or Uncut Penises Better?

Whether guys prefer a partner with or without foreskin will be different for everyone. Some people have a preference but plenty of gay guys just don't care.
Guys with an intact foreskin should make sure their foreskin is retracted when they put on a condom, or wash, and guys without foreskin might want to use additional lubrication while "playing the game".

Does Circumcision Affect Sexual Pleasure?

Most people can't do before and after comparisons.Just keep in mind that most men have no problem experiencing sexual pleasure whether they are circumcised or not!

Can I Regrow My Foreskin?

In recent years, some circumcised men have attempted "foreskin restoration." If this is something you are concerned about, please consult a medical professional and be very cautious about anything you read online. 
  • There are many methods available on the net to restore foreskin; however very few are from certified medical professionals. Be sure to consult a physician before attempting foreskin restoration.
  • Foreskin restoration can take from 1-3 years to complete.
  • Factors such as available penis shaft skin, frequency of techniques and desired amount of coverage play a role in how long it will take to restore your foreskin.

Can Adults Get Circumcised?

Unless there is a religious or medical reason for the procedure (say a conversion to Judaism or a foreskin that was difficult to retract), few doctors would circumcise a teen boy. However, some adult men do choose to get circumcised. While babies tend to recover from circumcisions quickly, recovering from a circumcision as an adult can be a much longer process.


 
A foreskin is not a birth defect; it is a birth right. 

Circumcision outside the Jewish and Muslim belief is nothing than old-school, prudish and Puritanical sex-shaming. According to it, the first doctors to perform genital mutilation surgeries (circumcision) on babies, did so because they believed it would squash the urge to masturbate.
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“But it’s cleaner!,” they say. “It helps reduce the risk of HIV transmission!,” they say.

They are wrong. Though circumcision may reduce the risk of transmitting HIV by a sliver, condoms do the exact same thing more effectively. And they don’t hurt half as much.


Thursday, 18 December 2014

Is one guy enough ? 10 signs that He Loves You

One Guy Only ?  To be true it is tough.

Let's face it, men are not monogamous. Well, most of them at least. And according to numerous studies, it's more than a handful: about 60 percent of gay men will 'cheat' on their partners. I don't like the term 'cheating' if it turns out to be just a 'sex affair' 


Video: The Power of V.i.a.g.r.a Commercial 

If you're over the age of 20 it should come as no surprise that men have sex affairs. Whether it's the President of the United Sates, a soccer star or a world class musician, it's a proven fact that when it comes to 'cheating' on their partners, some men just can't keep it in their pants.
Are those are the guys to stay away from?
No matter how good looking they are, how great they are in bed or how much you think they will change once they are with you, the fact is that they likely won't. As my grandmother always used to say: "A leopard doesn't change his spots."
Guys who 'cheat' are pretty transparent and predictable. Here are three major signs that accurately predict if a guy will 'cheat' on you.




  •  He's secretive. Guys who 'cheat' often lead double lives, and in order to do so, they have to cover their tracks. A guy who is secretive and doesn't reveal much about himself or his life is a guy who is a prime candidate to be featured on an upcoming episode of "Cheaters" Communication and the willingness to be an open book are two of the most important indicators of a happy and successful relationship. And if a guy is keeping secrets in the beginning, look out because you are headed for trouble.
  • He's selfish and self-indulgent. Guys who 'cheat' do so because they are only focused on themselves. The good news is that guys like these are easy to spot. Guys who are selfish and self-indulgent tend to be like that in all aspects of their lives. If you want to get a good gauge of the moral character and integrity of the man you are dating, look at the way he lives his life and the way he treats others. If you start noticing that he is only out for himself, and he obviously doesn’t care about others (including you) aside from what they can do for him, there is only one thing you should do - run!
  • He has a sudden change in behavior. Cheating guys will suddenly change their behavior, and in numerous ways. He might make a sudden change in his appearance or grooming habits, or it could be a sudden change in his work schedule where all of a sudden he's working late, has to travel and can't be reached. But the most common sign is when your sex life decreases, and he shows less of an interest in you in the bedroom.There are some guys out there who can't be trusted and some who can. The key is being able to recognize a potential 'cheater' before the relationship begins.



Now let's turn from the Farang Way of Thinking to Thai minds


Here is How most Thais would define the
10 Signs of Knowing if He Loves You

1.เขา ไม่ อาย ที่ จะ ทำ อะไร แผลง เพื่อ ให้ คุณ ได้ หัว เราะ  He is not feeling shy to do something strange for you to make you laugh

2.เขา แนะนำ คุณ ให้ รู้จัก กับ ครอบครัว ของ เขา  He introduces you to (know) his family

3.เขา แชร์ ทุกๆ เรื่อง ใน ชีวิต ให้ คุณ ได้ รู้  He shares all what matters in his life with you to be known to you

4.เขา เป็น ห่วง คุณ ทุกๆ เรื่อง He cares about you in all matters

5.เขา ไม่ ลืม วันสำคัญ ของ คุณ He does not forget days that are important to you

6.เขา ยืนเคียง ข้าง คุณ ใน วัน ที่ คุณ ไม่ มี ผู้ใด เข้าใจ He stands close to you in times you have nobody that understands you

7.เขา ยอมทาน สิ่ง ที่ คุณ ชอบ แต่ เขา ไม่ ชอบ He is eating things that you like but he doesn't like

8.ทุก ครั้ง ที่ เขา พูด ถึงอนาคต มัก มี คุณ รวม อยู่ ด้วย Every time he speaks about future plans he includes you as well

9.เขา จะ ทำ ทุก ทาง เพื่อ ให้ ครอบครัว ของ คุณ ปลื้ม ในตัว เขา He will do everything in order to keep your family pleased

10.ถึง คุณ จะ หน้า ตา ธรรมดา แต่ เขา จะ พูด ว่า “นาง ฟ้าของ ผม” When you arrive and your  face is just normal looking but he will say: "you are my angel"


หาก ผู้ชาย ข้างๆ คุณ มี มากกว่า 5 ข้อ ถือว่าคุณโชคดี If the man by your side has more than 5 items right you are lucky !
 
Want to hear it in Thai ?

Did You noticed that there is nothing in it distinctly sexual ? May be that is  because many Thais would not mind to have 'better sex' with a guy outside of the relationship.
That is something You NEED TO KNOW before you think about a Thai-Farang relationship


Thursday, 2 October 2014

Is Tongkat Ali a Thai Boxing Star ?

Have you ever seen Muay Thai Kick Boxing in your life ? 



You can do so on many local training schools or, of course, in a Thai Boxing Stadium. 
 Jovan Davis is a boxing star in Thailand. But who is Tongkat Ali ?  ตงกัทอาลี  in Thai
but better known locally as ra:k/\ ton/\ pla:-- lai\/ phü:ak\    ราก ต้น ปลา ไหล เผือก

http://astore.amazon.com/pleasuredome-20
 Actually it is not the name of a man but of a root or a herb. A powerful one. 
Also known as "Long Jack". It is Boosting Testosterone Levels in Men
.

 Surprisingly it is not too popular in Thailand where it grows in the northern jungles.

Botanical name: Eurycoma longifolia

A medium size plant reaching up to10 m in height, often not branched with reddish brown petioles. Leaves compound, even pinnate reaching 1 m in length. Each compound leaf consists of 30-40 leaflets. Each leaflet is about 5–20 cm long, 1.5–6 cm wide, much paler on the ventral side,  very pubescent with very fine, soft, grandular trichomes. Flowers are hermaphrodite. Petals small, very fine pubescent. Drupe hard, ovoid, yellowish brown when young and brownish red when ripe.

video

The best thing is that you don't have to buy it from small online shops you have never heard of. Get it from 

complete with product reviews and full customer support.

The FDA has banned numerous products such as Libidus, claiming to use E. longifolia (Tongkat Ali) as its main ingredient, but instead it was designed around  prescription drugs like sildenafil , or even worse, analogues of prescription drugs that have not been tested yet for safety in men, such as acetildenafil.
 
 In February 2009, the FDA warned about 30 illegal sexual enhancement supplements,. However the producers change names fast. Libidus, for example, is now sold as Maxidus, still claiming E. longifolia (tongkat ali) as the principal ingredient.
The government of Malaysia has banned numerous fake products which use drugs such as sildenafil citrate instead of tongkat ali inside the capsules.


'rikki', on thaivisa.com said on 05 Jun 2012 
 
"The Tongkat Ali plant grows wild in Thailand but 
is not easy at all to find. Since years we have our "special place" hidden in deep forest at the foot of Doi Inthanon (of course not national park area) where we take some of our staff about once a year to dig roots out. Very hard work, needs three men digging one day to harvest about half a cubic meter! The plants must be really old otherwise the roots will not content much of the demanded ingredients."







Friday, 12 September 2014

How about an Or-gy Tonite ?

Friends of friends sent me an cyber flyer or viral invitation for tonight
Saturday Sept 13, 2557 (or 2014 for the guys with the other calendar)


Oops, that is an old photo and you would for sure not be too excited to take part in this party.

Unfortunately I have another plan for this Saturday night but may be you are able to join the crowd and leave a comment. Yes, I would like to know this new place. 
As far as I know there are 2 other gay saunas in Bangkok who are open all night: Farose I in Saphan Kwai and Farose II in Ramkhamhaeng Area. For More about those places > Scroll down
 But R6 says on its website:
 Ask for condoms if you run out. International service and the real fun open 24 hours.

 Those promotion rates are history. On an orgy night the rates can go up to about 400 Baht for older guys


 And as this is much cleaner than the other 2 places mentioned above.
How to get there ? Go with MRT. But not easy to find. Call them or ask.
08-1823-7333 (English speaking)

 And because the Chinese Chain Ease Embassy is near their website is partly in Chinese and Jipponese for the Asian guys from abroad. (Chinese Gays can be very very hot, believe me.)

This sounds a bit like an advertisement. But all I got from them is the Promo Code for the Special Rates. Contact them on LINE r3-sauna and you may get one too.
I am curious however and eager to see the place myself because I am not really a Babylon fan. (It's expensive too.)
And my old time favorite Farose I in Saphan Kwai is so rundown now that even the once highly frequented whirlpool has No Whirl and very cold water now. Even the colorful crowd of Wannabe Kathoeys are mostly missing now. Like the free Lao Mao Drinks. If anybody claims that it is cleaner now (not sure this is true by any standards) it would be because not many gays spend their time in this sauna anymore.
Farose II definitely is much better, but cleanliness and service are the weak points in "the largest gay sauna in Asia". 
According to their website farosesaunabkk they are
"so caring for cleanness, we have day shift for clean up the building and night shift to assist you for cleanness, but since we have such a very large space and a huge number of the visitors and varieties of nationality, Thais, foreigner, and adults. Thus, we might not be able to look after cleanness for all facilities we have provided all the time."

You don't need to bring your own pop PERs bottle to the R3the stuff provides it if you like. (Never seen anywhere else.)
They are open all night attracting a large - mostly Thai - crowd and on a Sunday morning the Hong Naam (toilets) are flooded and if you will still be able to find a place on the floor Not Littered with a used condom is only because they rarely provide a second condom when needed. So Be Prepared and Bring Your Own Rubber Mate.
Entrance varies but is reasonable, even some dinner (self service on the roof garden) is included 
(after 8pm) Free soft drinks on the dance floor / bar.
The location is somewhat near to the university but far from anything else.


Ramkhamhaeng Airport Link is the nearest station but still 2 km away. And it's Not Easy to find. There is a sign on the Soi leading to this sauna but NO SIGNBOARD at the building. You must know how it looks, but the view is unique.


Open 15:00 - 06:00  Tel. +66-2319-4054 (15.00 - 18.00 special entry fee - 80 Baht ?)
crowded on weekend nights
Ramkhamhaeng Soi 21 / SUBsoi 2 (cross the bridge over San-Saeb Khlong and then it is the second soi on your right hand side)
I don't like to go by taxi all the time but in this case I highly recommend to use one and show the driver the address in Thai:
ฟารอส 2 รามคำแหง ตั้งอยู่บนถนนรามคำแหงซอย 21

When I was there recently it really was fun. It started when I went to the roof top floor to look for some food (not a gourmet's choice but safe to eat)
It was near to 8 pm, the food had still not been arrived. But 3  guys were sitting on a table laughingly counting some condom packs. They were in very good mood and asked me to join them. After 5 minutes they told me that one of the guys was Chinese and it was his birthday. They claimed he had a free wish and that was - to see my C0CK - immediately and right there next to the eating tables.
Well, I don't like to spoil a Chinese Birthday Party, I am well mannered, so I agreed...
The inspection lasted longer longer, harder and harder ...
and ended in a cabin downstairs ... because ... as a birthday gift ... I used the tool according to his wish.


It was Saturday night and on the second floor everybody had to remove all underwear no matter how exclusive it was.

Farose 2 celebrates its 9th anniversary on Saturday September 27th 2014
maybe the 80  Baht (3 - 6 pm) and 150 Baht afterwards are for this date only.

โปรโมชั่น 50% ทุกวันสำหรับลูกค้าที่ต้องการเที่ยวต่ออีกสาขาในวันเดียวกัน ต้องการใช้สิทธิ์ติดต่อแคชเชียร์ได้ตลอดเวลา (50 % discount if you want to go out and come back on the same day/night)


Underground 39 Sauna is despite its secretive name very easy to find and reach. Just take the BTS
to Saphan Kwai (exit opposite of that leading to Paolo Memorial Hospital) and look out in the Soi nearby. Large Board. Open 12 - 24.00 and getting crowded with Thai locals after 5pm, but even at 1pm not empty at all any weekday. Reasonable price. Has steam and small sauna, small gym area, small service area which provides condoms, lube and drinking water, the main focus is on the three cruising floors and - especially during twilight hours - on the roof top garden. Naked on some days with a towel small enough to enforce the rule.
The only place good for DAYTIME fun I know of in BKK.