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Friday, 17 June 2016

We Don't Recognize the Device You Are Using

Sometimes I try to log in to one of those super secure websites like PayPal 
and will be greeted with the dreaded Not Recognize Your Device 
Then I have to do some extra measures to finish the act.

 So far, so bad. But now make a real life test:
Try to log in to your partners hole with your device.
Very rarely he will protest by claiming: "I don't recognize this device."
But what if you use a dildo secretly in the dark? What will be his reaction ?


By the way: If you want to make sexperiments like that: Amazon's Pleasuredome 
has a good selection and you do not need to sign in with a known or unknown 
device to buy one.
 This brings me to another idea. Why not make it a new trend setting game for next weekend's Can You Recognize this Device Party ? 
Invite all the guys you know or can find on Planet Romeo or the local cruizing area

 
decorate your apartment


prepare some cucumbers



get a few special sausages


and call the bored to death guy who just posts selfies

make sure you have everything ready for safer sex
and a calculator handy to declare the winners

 If You want to invite me - I am in Bangkok now and you can send me a message to my 
cockmail account. Hope your mail with reach me and not get trapped in the

cock block folder 

There's More to Your Device than the Eye Can See


Guys would be proud to know that their prick is twice as long as they think it is.

That's because half the length of the penis is inside your body. Just like you don't see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don't see the root of your 'hidden device' tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone. See this MRI image for proof


This Could be Part of a 'Believe It or Not' Game

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